Tweets

When We Cuddle,

kinda-gay-things:

I hope you don’t mind if I

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with your hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms

I will legit do all these things

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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moistwilly:

I wear all black fashion bc i’m a premium, first-rate sassy little bitch.

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titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

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starscreamsswayinghips:

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

F CUKN ING

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regalasfuck:

TOO FUCKIN REAL

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